Every tabletop group has one: the story that begins "In my campaign…" and ends with the whole table wheezing. The paladin who seduced the lich. The three-hour heist plan defeated by an unlocked door. The bard. Always the bard.

RoflRPG is a notice board for those tales — anonymous, lightly moderated, and told in the spirit of shared joy at glorious failure.

House rules: keep it funny, keep it kind, and leave real names out of it. The innkeeper reads every submission before it goes up.

Got one? Pin your tale.