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“In my campagin, Sylvalur, our Kenku rogue, thought…”

pinned by Anonymous · DnD 5.5 ·

In my campagin, Sylvalur, our Kenku rogue, thought it best to imbibe a mysterious corked vial of red liquid. He had successfully determined that the substance within was blood. This wasn't particularly surprising, neither to the player or the rest of the party. Sylvalur had up to this point had an improbable number of vampiric encounters so they'd become a bit numb to the strange happenings he so frequently found himself knee deep in. He had found this vial of blood after following a cryptic note left to him by his ex employer who lets say had her fingers in many not so good pies. Everyone else at this point had gone to attempt a much needed long rest. Sylvalur had other plans. Ever the impulsive one, he consumed the blood, failed to resist its necrotic magic and in short order found himself on deaths door step. If not for a party wide spell designed to alert one another in the event of a member reaching zero hit points, Sylvalur would have soon arisen the following morning as a Vampire. Thankfully, the rest of the group were quick to act and were able to cure him before the curse fully took hold.

P.S. Its worth noting that Sylvalur has been cursed with and cured of…

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The Most Persuasive Bard in the World

pinned by Bran the Bard · D&D 3e ·

We were playing Paizo's Shackled City Adventure Path, deeply embedded in the comings and goings of the city of Cauldron. We'd rescued the children from being auctioned off and had moved onto dealing with Drakthar, the vampire gnoll and his graffiti scrawling army of Goblins. We'll never forget seeing scrawled on a wall the words: "STUPID HOOMANS, HOO BILDS CITY IN VOLCANO!?".

We had delved down into Drakthar's lair, killed him and stuck his head on a stick. We then spent a few more sessions cleaning out the rest of the elongated cave system. We killed many goblins, an animated throne of skin and bone and investigated mystery crates with birdcage symbols on as we progressed through to the exit point of the caves.

The final obstacle between us and the exit was three tough looking mercenaries that Drakthar had hired.
Our Bard had a healthy +14 to his persuasion skill, and so he decided we were going to talk our way out of it.

"Greetings!" he said to the mercenaries, "we have been sent to relieve you."

"Really who sent you?"

"Our boss, and your boss, Drakthar. He wants you to go guard the front entrance."

The DM asked our bard to roll! A 20!

"34 on my…

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